The original Muppet Show won four Primetime Emmy Awards ... Meep meep, indeed. Statler and Waldorf are two different people, but they're a package deal. These two don't do much beyond lurking ...

To be clear, I love The Muppets, I just didn't like that particular show at all ... Disney absolutely has to include Statler and Waldorf, the two wise-cracking old men that was the best part ...