Hi there, and welcome to the Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones. I'm writing this week's column on Father's Day, immensely grateful that my immediate family all had the fortune of being born in this ...

WADING past portaloos on piggy back, glugging VIP cocktails and wrestling in the mud with Mike Tindall, it was a vision of the notorious ‘Party Prince’ few of us would recognise today.