Well, all chill has officially left the Internet. This is unimaginably gross: Emo-Emoji has an "I Can't Breathe Barney" emoji which parodies the choke hold that caused Eric Garner's death.

The first thing that comes to mind when I see a bunch of emoji usually isn't actual numbers. But it's all right, because we've got this. To solve the problem, you need to just (take a deep breath ...