Well, all chill has officially left the Internet. This is unimaginably gross: Emo-Emoji has an "I Can't Breathe Barney" emoji which parodies the choke hold that caused Eric Garner's death.

We text how we talk. It’s informal, it’s loose. You’re pausing to take a breath. Emoji are shared alongside words. When emoji first came around, we had the misconception that they were ...