Well, all chill has officially left the Internet. This is unimaginably gross: Emo-Emoji has an "I Can't Breathe Barney" emoji which parodies the choke hold that caused Eric Garner's death.

But as Hyperallergic, which first had the story, is apt to point out, these emoji aren’t real, so don’t hold your breath for the latest iOS update. Given the ubiquity of the emoji keyboard ...