Last year, 1,131 baby girls were named Elsa, possibly due to a revival in interest for Bride of Frankenstein, but more likely because Disney’s Frozen ... than any Anna cake, because Anna sucks.

The problem is that Elsa is battling a pretty bad cold and Olaf, well, he keeps eating the cake that’s for Anna. (She manages to have a great birthday, nonetheless.) Both Frozen movies are ...