We’re thinking of just handing over Wings to Grok for the summer so we can spend all our time feeding the swans, readers.

We’re thinking of just handing over Wings to Grok for the summer so we can spend all our time feeding the swans, readers. Here’s what the Twitter artificial intelligence bot said when we asked it to ...

At first, this merely sounds like the worst day out ever. But for supporters of independence, in fact it’s even grimmer than ...

We must admit, we don’t quite get what the Daily Record is trying to achieve. Having already told its dwindling band of ...

Click the pic to enlarge, if you want to lose the will to live. Nor is an option provided for people who don’t have a “gender identity” at all, and who simply recognise the biological reality of their ...

In the 1990s, Dr. Robert Smith, a surgeon at Falkirk Royal Infirmary, performed a pair of amputations on two men. Neither of the men involved had anything physically wrong with them, but both were ...

So that’s it, then. That’s the grand plan. We’re sorry, but we’d say the game’s a bogey, gang. Nicola Sturgeon took over as SNP leader (and therefore also ...

The Scottish Greens, in a feat of remarkable hubris and financial profligacy, stood 44 candidates in this week’s general election, knowing that most of them would lose their deposits, which they duly ...

Honestly not sure which of these is the most nauseating. Click the pic to enlarge, if you can stomach it. Swinney was grinning like a yokel at the first meeting of the “Council Of The Nations And ...

It’s been hard to avoid the puffy, perpetually-smirking face of Edinburgh transactivist Beth Douglas, the co-convener of the Rainbow Greens, recently. He’s been all over the media, from Glasgow Live ...

One of the very few phrases universally recognised in Scotland but which will draw blank looks anywhere else in the UK is the dry, dark “Well, ye ken noo”. Until recently it had no equivalent that we ...

This is from the Financial Memorandum prepared by the Scottish Government for the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021. And here’s the reality after ONE DAY. So that went well. Police ...