In such a situation, a completely sane person would, of course, reach for the napkin, unfold it, and discretely dab at their face until the hideous blemish was nothing but an ugly memory.

The tests only detected algae, which of course is exciting news if we consider the possibility that Nessie is a giant algae blob monster,” Ken Gerhard, a cryptozoologist and TV presenter ...

It's disturbing news for an admittedly ugly creature, which has a slimy tail, plumage-like gills and mouth that curls into an odd smile. The axolotl is known as the "water monster" and the ...

Quick, Marge, call the Cosmic Enquirer! Astronomers have discovered a monster blob lurking at the edge of the universe. The blob may be the earliest known galaxy to be caught in the act of its ...

Languages: English. You can get in touch with Jess by emailing [email protected]. A huge, hairy blob that washed up on a beach in Oregon has been identified by scientists. It was discovered ...