The states and districts that pay Waiters and Waitresses the highest mean salary are Vermont ($60,200), Washington ($57,960), District of Columbia ($51,970), New York ($51,040), and Arizona ($49,080).

Because, fellas, the 59 Diner may have waitresses you could take home to your parents, but the gals over at the House of Pies are the bad girls your parents told you to steer away from.