No matter how bored you are these holidays, or how high/drunk from all the snaffling and quaffing of mince pies and Baileys, please don’t make this snow dome sundial/compass/spirit level watch.

The object was the pocket watch of its ... shape is a macabre joke: “Enjoy your life while you’ve got it, because you’re going to end up like a ham.” The pork sundial is on display at ...

Speaking with Sir David Attenborough for the ITV documentary, The Queen's Green Planet, Her Majesty delivered a hilarious response to the English environmentalist's joke about her sundial at ...