The St Trinian's films are to be remade with Rupert Everett and Kylie ... want to revive the classic comedies with Everett playing headmistress Miss Fritton, the role immortalised by Alastair ...

After wealthy philanthropist Piers Pomfrey has expressed an unusual interest in a ring found by her niece Annabelle, Miss Fritton explains that she is descended from a pirate who, in 1598 ...