But now, holding out a sympathetic hand to the English seems a bit like reaching down to pat a poodle only to have your fingers bitten off by a rottweiler. No, after Sunday, only the self-styled ...

He set the demand for designer breeds, such as the Rottweiler-Standard Poodle crossbreed known as Rottie-Poo. Conron, 90, first bred the Labrador Retriever-Poodle hybrid in 1989, while working for ...

Various reasons might be advanced for Blair's apparent conversion from EU poodle to British rottweiler. Perhaps Chancellor Gordon Brown says he won't sign cheques for Brussels in future.

But we have no idea whether his mum or dad is the Rottweiler ... There's even a GOLDENOODLE a poodle and golden retriever cross and a DOXIEDOODLE - a mix of miniature Dachshund and toy poodle.