Instead, we're more interested in this Japanese commercial. Labelling it "bonkers" would be selling it short. Also: Ratchet's Japanese eyebrows continue to fascinate us.

Japanese Ratchet & Clank is a special ... the primary difference is gigantic Groucho Marx eyebrows. Why does Japanese Ratchet have big eyebrows? Who the hell knows? This is just one perfect ...

In this new Japanese ad for Size Matters (also known as Ratchet & Clank Gekitotsu! Dodeka Ginga no MiriMiri Gundan), Ratchet appears to encourage school boys to destroy their schools with WMDs.