Melanie Griffith, and Bruce Willis is still used as shorthand for a cinematic folly, with Hanks himself admitting that Brian De Palma's film is "one of the crappiest movies ever made." Well ...

That's how the story was depicted in the novel, but the 1990 movie adaptation ... a black comedy headlined by Hanks, Willis, Morgan Freeman, and Melanie Griffith. Despite the stellar ensemble ...