When a Yale dean snidely called a recent Eli student stunt "a great deal better than face slapping or eating live goldfish," he revived an issue as dead as--one hopes--are the goldfish.

Josh Coles swallowed a live goldfish after being "egged on" by friends, a court heard A man who was filmed swallowing a live goldfish at a funfair and washing it down with a beer has been fined £ ...