Frequent "Saturday Night Live" host Steve Martin kicked off the ... I'll name names. Mike Myers, Jim Carrey!… Damn you, you white-haired son of a b--h!" Left alone on stage, Martin noted ...

From Jim Carrey to Lisa Kudrow, some of the biggest names in Hollywood have had their “SNL” dreams dashed ... now,” he said during his opening monologue, before joking that he was ...