I discovered the simple pleasure of a well-placed, tongue-in-cheek emoji. Now, I use one in nearly every text, Slack message, tweet, and Instagram story I post. I am not the only Gen Zer who has ...

July 17th was World Emoji Day, a day on which the entire internet came together as one, to shrug, blink slowly and say with dignified resignation: “I suppose this is what we have to tweet about ...

Better than moths, perhaps, but I am petrified that such electronic livestock ... So it was with an anxious heart that I read a news report that claimed emoji is the fastest growing language ...

Then it turned into the worst day ever. Well, another one of those infinite facepalm days is upon us, because we might actually have to endure an emoji depicting a motherfucking selfie.