Every morning, and sometimes on Saturdays ... I lost my mind when I heard Daffy Duck and Porky Pig would reunite for an unconventional 2D Looney Tunes movie. The news helped lick the wounds ...

After the morning rush, I moved to the poll book to ... traditionally, include Daffy Duck and Mickey Mouse. Another person swore angrily that Donald Trump was not on the ballot.

Fun fact: not many people know Donald Duck has a middle name, but he does – and it is Fauntleroy. “You’re despicable,” spoken with his iconic lisp, is Daffy Duck’s most famous line.