Clorox has jumped into the toilet-themed commercial fray with a series of nauseating commercials featuring a woman dating a toilet bowl brush. Yes, that's right. A woman. Dating. A toilet brush.

"Are you filming a commercial?" a man at SouthPark Mall in Moline asked as he walked by a 12-foot camera arm teetering over two flushable toilets. "We're doing market research," replied TV host ...