In the year 2024, it's a crime against humanity that a capybara emoji doesn't exist, so I've made one below. Look how cute he is! Let's name him Ronald. Prompt: "cute capybara." But I want to see ...

Jaguars eat the fuck out of capybaras. That caiman could’ve been him. People are calling for capybara emoji and merchandise. I say we call up an animal therapist. Poor lil rodent saw a life ...