On your son’s birthday, the wishes that you deliver will stick with him long after the accompanying gift is forgotten.

But no birthday celebration is complete without an Instagram post, okay? And for IG caption material, we're here to provide an assist, with a comprehensive list of b-day wishes, whether you wanna ...

These funny, heartfelt, and sentimental birthday wishes go perfectly in a card (especially when paired with a gift for your sister), in an Instagram caption, or even in an early birthday morning text.